Since the last update, I've dealt with moving, getting (then quitting) a new job, vacation, and a head injury. I know, excuses, excuses. Sorry for the two month delay in updates; I'm aiming for a steady stream of updates once or twice a week.
Anyhow, according to their wikipedia page (which, as we all know, is just the most reliable source on the internet), scientists have still been unable to correctly scientifically identify Houston's favorite cryptid, The Crazy Rasberry ant. It's been six years and no one is exactly sure what these guys are or even how we can kill them. Meanwhile, they slowly spread throughout the gulf coast, shorting out electronics big and small.